i’m bored.  which is interesting.  my number one complaint in life is lack of time.  but right now, i am stuck somewhere and can’t connect to my work desktop and i find myself totally overwhelmed with boredom.  given five seconds with nothing to do, rather than finding rest or peace, i am finding it totally boring.  if i had a straw, i would be making spitballs and shooting them at people now.  (i will not reveal my location, but i can tell you that would be HILARIOUS!)   maybe i should complain less about boredom and keep this little memory stored away.   when i am desperate for one more second, i shall draw up my memory of this dreary wasteland.

what shall i do to fight this boredom?  i shall consume mass quantities of celebrity gossip.  lots of it.  i shall read all of jennifer lawrence’s reactions to one time being told she was chubby.   and then when i tire of that, i shall consume beauty tips i shall never use.  how to create the perfect fishtail braid?   watching it.  i will be not be deterred by the fact that my hair is almost mia farrow short.  

tomorrow, you will have to ask me how i survived.  have i discovered the secret to kim and kanye’s longevity (i mean like almost a YEAR)?  can i now create the perfect smoky eye using only sidewalk chalk?  we shall see….